Company Of Thieves - "Pressure"
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08/26/2009
Was he too cheap to rent a ShopVac?
Some questions just don’t have good answers.“Does this dress make me look fat?,” for one.
“Yeah, whaddya gonna do about it?,” for another.
Add to the list — courtesy of a call to a Jacksonville store — “how do you get a large amount of blood out of carpet?”
Perhaps the question sounds a little more nefarious than it was, but the caller’s demands to know how to solve the problem were enough to raise the attention of the Home Depot employee who answered the phone. Read more...
08/25/2009
Stop interfering with natural selection!
A Bolingbrook teen was rescued by helicopter Monday in the Alaska wilderness - for the second time this summer.Park rangers ordered Don Carroll, 19, not to do any more hiking.
"If police see me in the woods, they're going to arrest me," said Carroll, interviewed Tuesday by cell phone.
Carroll, a culinary student at Joliet Junior College, is working as a line cook this summer at Princess Resorts, located about a mile from Denali National Park. Read more...
08/24/2009
Nice try, buddy
On June 29, a Mount Carmel speed camera clocked the 56-year-old Gibson of Rogersville going 66 mph in a 55 mph zone. He was sent a citation.Assistant Police Chief Mike Campbell said Gibson sent back a copy of the citation with a handwritten note, claiming he wasn't subject to local speed zones because he was the deputy chief of the CIA. Read more...
08/19/2009
Driving drunk is one thing. Drinking on the job is another. But this?
The owner of an Albuquerque driving school has been charged with driving while intoxicated after crashing his car. Police said the man was arrested Aug. 6 after he crashed his car in Rio Rancho. Police spokesman John Francis said when officers responded, the man had "an odor of intoxication on his breath; bloodshot, red watery eyes; slurred speech." Read more... 08/18/2009
If he wasn't drunk, there's no excuse for being this dumb.
A thief has made a bid for the title of New Zealand's dumbest crook after providing his name and contact details to a store clerk minutes before grabbing money from the cash register in full view of the Christchurch store's eight surveillance cameras.The long-time customer of Penny Lane Records on Colombo St in Sydenham began his bad caper on Friday afternoon.
He approached the counter with a copy of Pink Floyd's classic rock CD The Wall and asked for it to be held for him.
He wrote his name and contact details on a sticker, which was placed on the CD. Read more...
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