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Christy Taylor

On-air: Monday - Friday 6pm-10pm!
Email: Christy@91x.com
Capone calls me golden ears, my friends call me a smart ass, and you can just call me! 570-191X is the number man. I’ll make all your dreams come true! LOL…. Or not so much. But seriously you should call my ass, we can discuss songs on 91x, you can ask me if you won anything (which happens 100 x a night), or maybe you want to know something random about me, the chick behind the voice. If you are actually tryin’ to find out if I’m cool… you might be disappointed. However I have decided to add some new random facts about me to this little section of 91X… AKA the Christy Taylor page. I was gonna try to make myself sound interesting, smart, and funny. Instead I've just decided to use one of those random old school myspace surveys to show you who I am :-) You remember those right???? “how many five year olds could you beat up in a fight?” “What’s your IQ” “Which 50’s pinup are you?” blah blah blah…. Well I'm bringing back the classic "tell me about yourself survey!" ...here’s the best part you don’t have to go to www.myspace.com/christy_taylor to check it out. Your ass can see it below!
PS- I'm on twitter now! http://twitter.com/christy_taylor
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07/18/2008
Ass Slapping update!
So my girlfriend and I went out with a plan. To smack random guys asses. But honestly we got to the bar and started to have doubts. Dude it sounded awesome when we were talking about it but after trying it out on our guy friends we realized it was a freaking bad idea. We slapped their asses and they slapped our right back. But hey at least we stopped ourselves from be stupid asses before things took a turn for the worst. Yeah we failed…. It’s gonna be a while before my ass tries some crazy shenanigans again! LOLXoXo
CT
07/17/2008
This might be a bad idea...
I ok my ass might get in a lot of trouble for this one, but my girl and I think it’s a killer idea. There is always a random dude in the bar on any given night that walks around grabbing chicks asses who he doesn’t know. So my friend and I are going to take control of this situation and start slapping random dude’s asses in the bars tonight!!!! LOL… this is gonna be a good time fo sho! Although we may get are asses beat by some dudes girlfriend! I’ll let you know how it goes...
XoXo
Christy "the tease" Taylor... haha
07/16/2008
You learn something new every day...
Today I tried to go to the track. I failed. LOL... But I’m totally cool with it because my failure led to a killer discovery that I’m going to share with you. I left for the Del Mar Racetrack on the 5 north around 12:05 pm to party it up for opening day. By 1:50p I still hadn’t even made it off the exit. The traffic was out of control dude. So I decided I would just go home and enjoy some grilled cheese. I mean really who the hell can resist some kick ass grilled cheese with tomato soup? So I squeezed my way out of the traffic and over about two lanes so I could get off the next exit on the 5, turned around, and headed home. After turning my ass around I realized that the Del Mar racetrack exit was barely backed up on the southbound side. Seriously the there was so little traffic it would blow your mind man! So next time you are going to Del Mar, pass the exit, turn around and take the southbound exit! You’ll save yourself a freaking headache man! Hope this helped :)XoXo
CT
07/15/2008
My no good very bad day! (yes I stole the title)
Seriously man I don’t like complaining but today has been the craziest day ever. Most of the time when someone has a bad day its just one thing... But with me bad things come in 6's! LOL. Honestly you’ll probably end up laughing at me because my day was just that crappy. LOL1) I set my alarm for PM instead of AM. So I obviously woke up way later than I was supposed to and had to rush to get ready because I had somewhere to be.
2) In rushing to get ready, I knocked my keys to 91x behind my bureau. Now I’m not strong enough to move the drawers by myself and my arm isn’t skinny enough or long enough to reach behind them. So I had to tape a ruler to a hanger to reach behind my drawers to fish them out. Yes I suck... but wait it gets better... LOL
3) So I go to grab a soda from the fridge as I’m leaving my house and all the soda cans pour out of the box onto my foot and scattered all over the floor. Just what I needed when I was already running freakin late! LOL
4) After I left the appointment I showed up late to, I get in my car and try to start it. The car doesn’t start. Obviously my day has officially gone to hell in a hand-basket. I don’t have my AAA card so I call the dealership. They give me a number to a towing company but they can’t tow me because my car is in a garage and the truck won’t fit. So now I have to call the dealer ship to try and diagnose the problem while on the phone with them. This is not my idea of fun. It was hot out, I’m sweating, and my car still isn’t working… LOL. We finally figure out that it’s probably my battery. I call the tow truck company to find out they can’t jump me for another 2 hours. Just my damn luck. LOL. 2 hours and $35 later my car is on! But I’m told that I can’t shut it off or it will die again! Awesome...
5) So I my little car sputters its way to the dealership. Thankfully I make it in one piece with very little drama. They checked out my car just to tell me I need I knew battery. Obviously... LOL. I whip out the visa and they fix my little car up.
6) As I’m leaving the dealership the check engine light comes on…. Put a new battery in and things light up! LOL. There is obviously something else wrong with my car but I have to get to work. It will just have to be a problem for another day…
Yeah man... It has seriously been a crazy day. I’m just glad I get to chill now and play some music for you. Thanks for listening. Sorry if I sounded like a complainer I’ll try not to let it happen again ;-)
XoXO
CT
07/14/2008
And the grand total is...
This is my bridesmaid dress that just came in the mail today… the inspiration for this blog...
I love my friends man… I mean friends are the family you choose right? Well one of my girls is getting married this year and her wedding is going to end up costing me over $3000!!!! I love her a lot but seriously $3000 is crazy dude. She’s gonna put me in the poor house.
Here’s how it works out:
Hotel in Turks and Caico’s around $2000
Flight to Turks and Caico’s around $800
Bridesmaid dress around $170
Gift for the Bride and Groom ?????
Other Travel expenses ????
I adore my friend she’s been there for me through thick and thin. However, most people have told me not to go, but I can’t do that to her. It’s her special day. But I’m not gonna lie I’m starting to get stressed about the cost. The economy sux right now and I’m spending all this money on a trip I wouldn’t ordinarily take. I seriously think that if I do ever get married I’m just gonna elope. It will make life way less stressful. LOL.
XoXo
CT
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